The Joker and the Wallflower

I am a creator of things of all shapes and sizes, a storyteller of all webs and whimsies. My characters are my babies but I torture them so, why don't you stop and visit my freak show?

thejokerandthewallflower:

thejokerandthewallflower:

Hey hey hey ladies and gents!
I finally got around to it!  Accepting commissions for the summer I though I would start working on things to get me some money to save up for projects coming along in the future.  I’m working on getting a part-time job but so far it’s been pretty rough.
ALL THIS ASIDE HERE GOES THE SCHPEEL.

The prices, are, hopefully, pretty straightforward…
The commissions that include shipping costs only include shipping costs if you want the original mailed to you.  Which I offer since I work traditionally all the time and might suit you best to get it right in your very own hands!
It isn’t mandatory though.  I’ll scan you a high-res version of the image if you like and no extra shipping cost will be added to the price.

Sketch: 5-7$ + 3$ shipping
- Page size: 5.5x7.5 inches
- Digital image size at 300dpi approx 1500x2000
- Yes you’re entitled to both versions if you pay for it to be shipped

Inks: 15-25$ + 3$ shipping
- Page size: 5.5x7.5 inches
- Digital image size at 300dpi approx 1500x2000
- Yes you’re entitled to both versions if you pay for it to be shipped

Notebooks: 15-20$ +7$ shipping
- Approximately 2x3 inches, 100 some-odd pages

Digital Colours: 30-45$
- Digital image size 2000x2000 at 300dpi

Watercolour Illustration: 75-100$ + 50$/character + 10$ shipping
- Page size: 9x12 inches
- Although watercolour is mentioned I can also do grayscale ink illustrations.

Paper Puppets…
- 75-90$ for silhouette puppet.
- 90$-125$ for coloured puppets (watercolour, pencil)
- These prices are set PER puppet and not by pair/rotation of puppets
-You chose, facing right, facing left, facing forward (each direction is a new puppet) however if you wish for the full rotation I could also work out a slightly cheaper deal for you.

Wireframe Puppets…
- 250-300$ + 15$ shipping
- 50-150$ for props (like the cellist’s cello would be worth 150$)
- Props are shipped sharing the shipping price of the puppets
- These prices are set PER puppet and not by pair.

What I will draw:
- Anything fandom
- Anything OC
- Please provide references for both of these
- Pinups/Objectheads/Monsters
- I will design characters provided you are willing to stretch your budget

What I won’t draw:
- Nudity (mostly because I’m not comfortable in my abilities yet)
- Porn (reserved for friends haha what)

SLOTS OPEN….
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I only accept PAYPAL and my e-mail is: jtk@tellme3times.com.
You may also use this e-mail to contact me about commissions I would be super happy to communicate that way, if not asks/fanmail is fine.

Thank you!

Also a reminder that my slots are still open and any comissions will be top priority to anything else I do~

if not the objectheads I’m still open for commissions too!

Mayday

thejokerandthewallflower:

So…. my tablet broke, the LED screen just kinda up and burnt out which means I’m kinda trapped in terms of anything digital colours until i get a new one/if yiynova is made of really nice people and is willing to part with a replacement s: 

If not that I’m kinda shit-outta-luck till I can spare funds for a new one and might have to take up some emergency-comissions OR if anyone feels so inclined to support my work in terms of buying things on my storenvy or one of the original object head illustrations for a cheap 20$.

Thanks guys.

Hey again. It’s starting to look like Yiynova may not live up to their warranty guarantee. So any amount of exposure/help towards me getting a new tablet would be killer right about now.

thebadpunqueen:

jUST SO YOU ALL KNOW.  FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.

Yiynova’s customer service is basically shit.  My LED screen on my tablet has burnt out which means the only thing POSSIBLE for me is getting a new one SINCE IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN A YEAR THAT I’VE HAD MY TABLET!!!!

I have e-mailed and messaged two separate people who have both asked me ‘well but did you turn it on?  Did you check the plugs?’  Do you fucking think I’m an idiot here or what fuck.

I’m really frustrated right now guys.  I was supposed to have the summer to colour my comic and not being able to colour shit when I’m in the right vibe to colour it is really messing me up.

I don’t know what to do??? 

Just so you understand my issue right now and maybe to tell you that it’s not worth buying a Yiynova even at it’s ‘cheap price’ if it can’t even last a year and people from customer service are screwing around with you.

Gods gods gods.

Some of these you’ll know have been tweaked since the pictures were taken and some still need a lil tweaking  but hey viola my first six?

That’s: Hades, Persephone, Artemis, Apollo, Dionysus and Zeus

Hey guys, sorry there’s no like, proper stream of posts ever going on on this blog.  I always mean to keep you all updated but these past few months I seem to be having a rough go of the whole arting thing.  I’m not feeling much like myself sorry.

Hey hey guess what more wips!  These are funn!

Apollo and Persephone

Sketch didnt scan so well SORRY guys n gals.
I might ink this at a later date though but for now enjoyyy.
Hades

Sketch didnt scan so well SORRY guys n gals.

I might ink this at a later date though but for now enjoyyy.

Hades

moar shitty webcam pics of this having trouble with cerberus what do you think?

moar shitty webcam pics of this having trouble with cerberus what do you think?

WIPWIPWIP
working on my Greek Gods designs and all messing with that sort of thing.
Tis Hades and I was really excited with how he was turning out I thought I would take a wip picture while I finish him up.  Few tweaks need to be done as well as adding in cerberus at the top there.

WIPWIPWIP

working on my Greek Gods designs and all messing with that sort of thing.

Tis Hades and I was really excited with how he was turning out I thought I would take a wip picture while I finish him up.  Few tweaks need to be done as well as adding in cerberus at the top there.